Way to show up your sister, Kim Kardashian. Even though that dress kind of makes her look fat, Kim looked ten times better than her sister last night. Her insanely huge rack which takes up the whole shot accounts for that. While Kim was looking attractive, Kourtney just stood there with a fug Jennifer Aniston thing going on, oblivious to her relative averageness.
When the valet arrived with their car, he didn’t even notice Kourtney and ran her over. You could tell Kim was concerned because she stepped over her lifeless body without using it as a floormat to wipe her feet on.
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