Lauren Conrad is out promoting “The Hills”

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With the premiere of final seasons of The Hills tonight, MTV needed to drum up some publicity. A good way to do that is to force the star of the show into a bikini and onto the beach. Ergo, here’s Lauren walking around Malibu with some type of mongoloid. I think he may be retarded actually. It’s like he’s never seen a camera before and Lauren is standing there worried he might run to attack it. In moments like this, I always beat my retards down with a Geinko stick. Geinko. The only retard beating stick you will ever need. (This message paid for by the Geinko stick company.)

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