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Lauren Conrad is out promoting “The Hills”

With the premiere of final seasons of The Hills tonight, MTV needed to drum up some publicity. A good way to do that is to force the star of the show into a bikini and onto the beach. Ergo, here’s Lauren walking around Malibu with some type of mongoloid. I think he may be retarded actually. It’s like he’s never seen a camera before and Lauren is standing there worried he might run to attack it. In moments like this, I always beat my retards down with a Geinko stick. Geinko. The only retard beating stick you will ever need. (This message paid for by the Geinko stick company.)

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PunkA
PunkA
13 years ago

Someone ought to introduce her to a gym. She is a pretty girl, but she could be totally hot with some work. I am sure she is too lazy to care. Insipid be-otch.

sam
sam
13 years ago
Reply to  PunkA

are you serious?? why on earth does she need to go to a gym? she has a sexy body and going to a gym would only flatten some of her sexy curves.. you are special in the head

Laura
Laura
13 years ago

u make me laugh everytime. love your posts.

Shane
Shane
13 years ago

That’s that douchebag from Orange County (jack black flick) that had a soul patch. He’s semi-famous so you starfuckers should know whom he is by now.

In other news, did I use “whom” properly?

Jenn
Jenn
13 years ago

His name is Kyle Howard…the rich guy from My Boys

markG
13 years ago

she is really hot

Jennifer
Jennifer
13 years ago

It is politically incorrect to use the word RETARD!!! I think that of all people TMZ should get on the band-wagon and promote people using a kinder term such as developmentally delayed or disabled…… to call that guy a retard is also much like a slap in the face for most ppl with handicaps…nice one a**holes!!

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