Friends are once again concerned about Lindsay’s rapidly plummeting weight. “Her protruding ribcage and collarbone was clearly visible sparking more health fears,” say The Sun.
No worries, however. Lindsay is under the watchful eye of her mother, Dina. According to her, all she’s got to do is eat more McDonald’s.
That’s Dina’s solution to everything. Broken heart? Two apple pies will mend that. Broken bones? Try a quarter pounder. Cancer? That’s a little more serious, so maybe a 1/2 pound burger for that one. Dina would try to put out a man on fire with french fries and a medium diet Coke.
Here’s Lindsay still on vacation in Hawaii climbing over lava rocks.
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