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Lindsay’s going to break

The breakup with Samantha Ronson and Ronson’s subsequent seeking of a restraining order has left Lindsay “devastated” say sources close to the freckled one. She’s been crying uncontrollably and those close to Lindsay are worried she might “lash out.”

So, there you go. This boring day became a little bit more exciting at the expense of Lindsay Lohan. Thanks, Lindsay. May your descent into madness last through the rest of the week and end with you standing naked outside of Sam’s house with a knife, smeared in blood, shouting that you two were meant to be together and if you can’t have her, no one can.

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chewy
chewy
13 years ago

“lash out”? someone’s going on a sex bender.

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