Madonna denied adoption

On Friday, a judge rejected Madonna’s request to adopt 3-year-old Mercy despite support from Malawi’s child welfare minister. Sources say Madonna was denied because of the residency rules that state prospective parents need live in Malawi for 18 months. These rules were waived in 2006 when Madonna first adopted David. She has the right to appeal to the Malawi Supreme Court, but no word on if that’s going to happen.

Uh oh. You wouldn’t like it when Madonna is angry. Madonna is going to go into their jungle and knock out a few elephants. In one night, she’s going to throw their whole ecosystem out of whack. She’s so vindictive, she might even go as far as to include Malawi into her world tour. She wouldn’t dare! Would she?