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Megan Fox might play She-Hulk

Megan Fox is supposedly on the top of everyone’s list to play She-Hulk. Starting a new franchise is a good decision as this should add another dimension to the Hulk saga: Tits!

“The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”

The only problem I have with She-Hulk is that she’s nothing like the female equivalent of Hulk. While Hulk transforms into a raging green lunatic twenty times his size, She-Hulk transforms into a dainty pornstar painted green. Every time I look at her, I expect her to put her hand over her mouth and giggle. Plus, she never shreds nearly enough clothing when she transforms. It’s like they want me to NOT get a boner while reading this at the library.

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She-Hulk Fan
She-Hulk Fan
13 years ago

Rob
Rob
13 years ago

FAIL! ONE: She-Hulk’s alter ego, Jennifer Walters, is a lawyer. Has been since day one. Megan Fox is barely old enough to buy beer, much less play a criminal defense attorney. At 22/23, Fox is just too young. For that, you might as well hire Lohan. At least she comes with the built-in rage. TWO: Megan Fox CANNOT ACT. It’s not like She-Hulk is Shakespeare, but she has to do more than just act like a vapid c**k trap for 2 hours. Giving a high profile lead role like this would be like giving Shia the lead in the next… Read more »

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