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Mel Gibson’s wife files for divorce

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Mel Gibson’s wife has finally filed for divorce due to “irreconcilable differences.” There is no prenup. Gibson and his wife Robyn were marred in 1980 before he became rich. Robyn is expected to make out with 50% of Mel’s $900 million fortune (a rough 2006 estimate). Rumors say the two have been separated for 2 1/2 years already. A statement issued by Mel and Robyn read:

“Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”

$450 million is a lot of money. I too would blow Mel Gibson and have sex with him for that kind of cash. I’d even let him call me sugartits. But absolutely no french kissing. That’s a little gay.

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eh, who cares about the money or whatever it is their worried about… Mel Gibson and his wife shouldn’t get divorced

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