Michelle Rodriguez ruins weddings

Never invite Michelle Rodriguez to a wedding. Her best friend and manager, Giancarlo Chersich, made that mistake and all his guests paid the price.

Page Six says that at the welcome dinner at Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic, Rodriguez began pushing fully clothed guests into the pool. The following night, she called the stripper at the bachelorette party fat and said he had a small — Page Six bleeps this part out but I assume — penis. The fun didn’t stop there for the stripper though.

Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. “That’s bull[bleep],” the sexy star yelled. “He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party.”

As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-be’s face, Rodriguez yelled, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.” She left in a huff.

Rodriguez seems to be able to be pissed off easily. If she were to run over a kid with her car, she’d step out and yell at them for not avoiding her car fast enough. You could spread peanut butter on a sandwich and she’d yell at you for doing it the wrong way and it’d somehow turn into you being a bigot. So if you want to have fun, don’t invite Michelle Rodriguez. But, if you want to be absolutely miserable, then by all means, invite her.

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14 years ago

What are u smoking? Joking around IS fun. If you think she’s crazy for being someone who knows how to have a good time and isn’t into gross strippers then you have the problem not her.