Miley Cyrus and that gay Jonas brother, no the other one, Nick Jonas, have gotten back together. Friends say Nick is insisting Miley break it off with current boyfriend Justin Gaston so they can make-out in Nick’s room while his parents watch without feeling guilty.
“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” our source tells us. “Because they’re working together [on a new video], they’ve been put in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.”
But do friends kiss and cuddle? When the two get together these days, their relationship hardly seems platonic. Says our insider, “Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching. Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.”
Nick Jonas is the gayest dude ever. Justin has probably banged Miley six ways till Sunday, but Nick probably wears latex gloves just to touch her boobs. He probably even asks permission first. And not even to touch real boob. To touch boob that’s under a shirt and bra. If you showed Nick a picture of a vagina, he’d probably start crying and cursing god.
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