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Paris Hilton is ridiculous

Whoever dressed Paris Hilton for this photoshoot must be playing a practical joke. She looks like a whorey Robocop. Wait. This isn’t future Paris Hilton, is it? Because I’m not prepared. I haven’t received those hallow point bullets dipped in herpes vaccine that I mail-ordered. How will we destroy this abomination now?

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