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Rupert Everett has a new face

Refusing to age gracefully, Rupert Everett decided to get a little plastic surgery and by a little, I mean he completely replaced his face. Star explains:

According to Dr. Brian S. Glatt, founder of the Premier Plastic Surgery Center of New Jersey, Rupert, 49, has had a comprehensive series of facial procedures. “I think Rupert had a face-lift,” Dr. Glatt tells Star. “His cheeks are fuller and lifted, and his jawline and neck are pulled back and smoother.”

As for his forehead, Dr. Glatt says it’s simply Botox. “I think he’s definitely using it. He is very animated, and there are no lines visible on his forehead.”

The last element in Rupert’s new look, says Dr. Glatt, is a chin implant! “The shape and projection of the chin is drastically different. It’s much more pointed,” he says.

His expression probably never changes which makes sex extremely creepy. Girls (guys in this case) tend to freak out when the guy they’re doing has a perma-smile on their face. They either think that A) they died or B) they’re a serial killer. As I’ve been told, neither of those are favorable choices.

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DevilishxAngel
DevilishxAngel
14 years ago

Girls won’t be doing him. He’s gay.

PunkA
PunkA
14 years ago

What in the hell. I always thought Rupert was a handsome dude, in a hetero kind of way. But now, if that is him, he is freakishly hideous. Natural aging is the best for sure. That surgeon did a hatchet job on him and he looks dreadful. He should have done skin treatments first, and face lifts last. he is a male Joan Rivers. It is THAT bad.

Boadicea73
Boadicea73
14 years ago

Oh, Rupert…why?? A wrinkled you is better than an unwrinkled stranger, in my opinion anyway. Had the “Before” picture not been posted right next to the post-surgery picture, I would have thought I was looking at a strange cross between Ronald Reagan Jr. and David Boreanaz.

Viridiana
Viridiana
14 years ago

Dr Brian Whotheheckknows him said “he looks 10 years younger”…and 20 years dumber, I’d say.

To me, he looks like Kevin Kline now.