Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera house. 150 guests showed up (50 less than at Heidi and Spencer’s), but as you well know, it’s quality not quantity.
In stark contrast to Heid and Spencer’s almost D-listers, Hayek’s wedding included stars such as Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, Stella McCartney and Ashley Judd who serenaded the bride and groom with a Hawaiian version of Over the Rainbow.
While guests danced to a 14-member band inside the opera house, Theron and companion Stuart Townsend, along with designer McCartney, took a break outside. At one point, the two women sang “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina,” from Evita, before Hayek – who had exchanged her Balenciaga wedding gown for a knee-length fuschia dress– joined them for the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.”
Asked for comment, Salma Hayek’s breasts said they were very happy with the way things turned out. They especially loved the dress which allowed for both breathability and heavability. Oh and Salma Hayek said the wedding was pretty cool too or whatever.
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