Suri Cruise celebrated her birthday

The space alien known as Suri Cruise celebrated her third birthday on Thursday afternoon. The princess-themed party featured a cake of Belle from Beauty and the Beast and a treasure hunt.

“They just wanted to keep it small and make it fun for Suri and her friends,” says a source.

No word on whether or not the treasure for the treasure hunt was a coupon for a free consult at the Scientology center. A baby can only be so lucky. Also, no word on if a treasure hunt can even be considered fun if the only one hunting was a friendless Suri.

P.S. Being sick sucks.

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