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Tell me more about this “God” fellow

Miley Cyrus says that since meeting her 20-year-old boyfriend, she’s become closer to the Lord.

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on The Rachael Ray Show in an interview airing Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”

There you go Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus and Disney. Miley is definitely not having sex with Justin when she’s behind closed doors. She’s actually being made to read Bible stories. Mostly she reads Justin’s favorite passage about the sodomites. He loves to do re-enactments.

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PunkA
PunkA
13 years ago

In the Mileyverse, reading the Bible is code word for sucking cock. And getting closer to the Lord means having sex. Yeah, she has us all fooled. Especially the rednecks who make up her fans.

chewy
chewy
13 years ago

she gets the hands on reenactment

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