Miley Cyrus says that since meeting her 20-year-old boyfriend, she’s become closer to the Lord.
“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on The Rachael Ray Show in an interview airing Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
There you go Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus and Disney. Miley is definitely not having sex with Justin when she’s behind closed doors. She’s actually being made to read Bible stories. Mostly she reads Justin’s favorite passage about the sodomites. He loves to do re-enactments.
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