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This is why Brad Pitt doesn’t get to choose which baby to adopt

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Angelina is going to be pissed Brad didn’t ask for her input.

Actually, Brad Pitt is in NYC filming a commercial with a sumo wrestler for a Japanese company called Softbank. Knowing that, cue the tentacle rape in 3… 2… 1.

[Image: Splash News]