We’re all doomed

Lauren Conrad has fans

I don’t watch The Hills so that’s more than enough reason to cancel the show, but MTV doesn’t care about me which is why they’re continuing with the reality series sans Lauren Conrad. No one thinks it’s a big deal. Asked whether the show could survive without LC, Audrina Patridge said: “Yes, we’re like family to our audience.”

Uh ok. A big part of your family is gone. I’m sure there’s a grieving period just like when real families lose their retarded daughter, in this case Lauren Conrad, and are left with bunch of even more retarded children, the rest of the cast. This stark realization might be enough cause for the parents, aka viewers, to disown said dysfunctional children or drown them in the bathtub, a metaphor for not wanting to watch the show anymore.

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