Winona Ryder is Gwyneth Paltrow’s frenemy?

Gwyneth Paltrow has this website called GOOP. I’m not exactly sure what it’s supposed to be, but it looks like a blog trying to mask its blogginess. She sends out these newsletters every once in a while where she gives advice ranging from how to solve constipation to what hideous clothing she enjoys wearing. The latest mailing focuses on her frenemy.

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don’t like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don’t KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn’t sell. Why is that? What’s wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.

Here’s to washing our mouths out with soap…

Gwyneth is talking about Winona Ryder, right? Any other guesses? Can anyone stand Gwyneth Paltrow? This could easily be half of Hollywood she’s talking about. Does she have anything other than frenemies? Is this why I always see her eating alone at restaurants looking sullenly into her plate of lettuce? Poor Gwyneth. Maybe I shouldn’t have threw that water balloon at her. Oh well, what’s done is done. No point in feeling bad about it.

I’m going to put Madonna as option 2.

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13 years ago

Why does every female in the Paltrow family have this stuck-up, sourpussed look on their face? Even her little brat, Apple.

I don’t know…..maybe Paltrow is bitter because everyone knows she only got her Oscar because of her father. If you don’t believe me, watch her performance. And I mean WATCH her performance.

13 years ago

She was only vaguely interesting when she was dating Brad Pitt years ago. She has since emerged into this sanctimonious wannabe doyenne who, in her privileged life completely removed from reality, makes sweeping statements from her ivory tower.

One frenemy? Come ON! I would imagine that most people who meet her can’t stand her. I don’t know one “normal” (aka non-hollywood) person who would pay to watch her robotic acting, much less take any interest in her thoughts and opinions on such scintillating subjects as Macrobiotics and colonics.

9 years ago

The above comments are from just the kind of people that she is talking about! Boo to you.

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