Responding to a charge that he assaulted a TMZ cameraman at La Guardia airport, Woody Harrelson claimed he mistook the photog for a zombie. Harrelson said he had just finished wrapping up his movie Zombieland and was still in character when he and his daughter were being followed by the photog through the airport. Naturally, he thought he was still under assault by the undead.
Which explains everything, actually. I’m glad finally someone finally stood up to them. I’d punch them in the face myself if I could. Wait, by “zombie” Woody means “minority,” right?
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