Britney is forgetful

Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. Sources say Elle dressed Britney in “beautiful couture clothes” — I’m going to assume they’re worth a month’s rent — which were ruined by the end of the day. How, pray tell? To put it mildly, she forgot what time of the month it was. To put it bluntly, she leaked uterine blood all over them.

Before you say anything, I’d like to point out this is a marked improvement. Usually Britney ruins designer clothes by dripping ice cream over them from her onset Popsicle break and rubbing her greasy hands over them after polishing off a bucket of KFC. Notice the absence of food stains in this story? If anything, she should be commended.

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