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Chris Brown and Lil’ Bow Wow are convincing

Chris Brown took to the internets to promote his album yesterday and to tell everyone that he’s “not a monster.” (Because a monster, say Bigfoot, would have totally killed Rihanna if it beat her) Lil’ Bow Wow concurs and wants us to “beleev dat.”

Brown then made a second video concerning some rumors on “blog sites” about his black eye. He says these “blog sites” are being untruthful in their ways. Specifically saying, “You guys lie! You guys are liars!” He also makes sure to point to his eye to show there is no black eye. Lil’ Bow Wow once again concurs. Bow Wow ends the video with, “Liars. Liars. Liars. Yeaaaa!”

I don’t know about you, but Chris Brown has thoroughly convinced me that all these “blog sites” are liars and, ergo, he must have not beat Rihanna that bad. She just bruises easily I guess. Like ripe fruit. Glad he cleared this up for us.

Chris should think about bringing Bow Wow to his court hearing. Parroting whatever Chris says and then following it with a “Yeeeeea!” really works!

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chewy

chris brown is right. he’s not a monster. even monsters would never beat women..look at king kong. so gentle with faye dunaway. why is chris brown not in jail?? seriously…

youngcrip4lyf
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cuz ur mum is sos goddam UGLY dat da judge pt her in jail b4 any1 could c her FACE an den drop dead hahaha lol bay ur gay bay chris is gangsta an he nt a f**k monster rihana is a a hole chris is cool an dats all 2 it wana bring it bring it tell me were live and c u at ur place his cool bt he’s nt cute bow wow hot

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Kay

Bow wow and chris is hillarious i love them both so mUch.Mwah To them Both chris im By your side

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Chondra

I think chris brown is a good guy and very good entertainer and i dnt judge him we all make mistakes and nobodys perfect so chris keep ur head up

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Brian

you people are such Chris Brown ass lickers. you saying Chris Brown is good guy because he brutally beat a girl one time not knowing if he’s going to do it again so you call Rihanna the ”bad guy” in this whole ordeal when the damage was all inflicted on her and you didnt see a scratch on Chris. i bet all of you people taking up for Chris Brown are ignorant ghetto black people with no class at all

youngcrip4lyf
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yo u need 2 shut da fuk up white boi if ur nt white fuk u any way u shit i well dig ur grave an pt u in it

Brian
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Brian

you people are such Chris Brown ass lickers. you saying Chris Brown is good guy because he brutally beat a girl one time not knowing if he’s going to do it again so you call Rihanna the ”bad guy” in this whole ordeal when the damage was all inflicted on her and you didnt see a scratch on Chris. i bet all of you people taking up for Chris Brown are ignorant ghetto black people with no class at all

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