75-year-old Shirley Jones, mother on The Partridge Family, is willing to pose nude on Playboy. Her husband/manager Marty Ingels is dead set on making this happen against everyone’s will. He said, “she’s still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I’m her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant.”
Someone get Marty Ingels to the hospital. He may be senile. Mature women, as he calls them, are only relevant in that you should visit them every month to reminisce of days past. You don’t strip them of their dignity (clothes in this case) and put their prune-like body on display in a magazine for thousands to see. I’d rather watch Michael Jackson dance naked with a mannequin through a window than see this.
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