Doctors to save us from Octomom’s uterus

Most likely due to government sanctions, Octomom Nadya Suleman is having half her uterus removed making her effectively barren. The cover story doctors are using is that they found “benign fibroids growing in her uterus” which they told her may be pre-cancerous cells. Yes, pre-cancerous cells. That’s a good one. Wink wink. Thank you, doctors. America owes you a huge debt of gratitude.

“I’m terrified,” she said. “I’m really, really, really nervous. And I have to do a will. I have to get a will done just in case.”

Should anything fatal happen during surgery, an unnamed “Christian couple” will raise her 14 kids. She’ll spend about a week recovering after which she may resume being a burden on taxpayers.

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haha  uterus removed  - not
haha uterus removed - not
14 years ago

Myomectomy preserves the uterus while treating fibroids. It may be a reasonable treatment option if you have:

Anemia that is not relieved by treatment with medicine.
Pain or pressure that is not relieved by treatment with medicine.
A fibroid that has changed the wall of the uterus. This can sometimes cause infertility or repeat miscarriages. Before an in vitro fertilization, myomectomy is often done to improve the chances of pregnancy. 1

shes anut theydo not remove any aprt ofthe uterus this woman is as dumb as a pea -infactabpea has more sense