I’m making this a short day today so here are a few time wasters. Regular time wasters will resume tomorrow. Also, Kristen Bell performing Fame.
Popeater: Brooke Shields wishes she lost her virginity earlier.
The Superficial: Chris Brown might make a country album. Carrie Underwood may make an appearance. In a face mask.
ASL: Someone decided that Mariah Carey was worth $1.5 million.
Bossip: Beyonce is only like this when she drinks. She’s usually a good person. Really.
Popsugar: All the hottest moments from Cannes. Me in Daisy Dukes not included. :(
Just Jared: Gymnasts really let themselves go in the off season.
* I fixed Brooke Hogan to Brooke Shields. I’m sorry for torturing you with that imagery.
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