Guess who’s bisexual now too?

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With everyone claiming that they’re bisexual just to generate a quick buzz, it’s no surprise other people are jumping on the bandwagon. Lady Gaga is the latest celebrity to claim that she’s dated both men and women. Except, unlike Megan Fox, this isn’t sexy at all.

In an interview with Pop Tarts, Gaga admits that she likes boys who look like girls. “All my boyfriends look like Nikki Sixx, amazing.” Ignoring pleas to stop talking, she divulged to Tarts that “Poker Face” was written about her many boyfriends. And girlfriends. Maybe. She plays coy about it when asked.

“I’ve dated a lot of guys that are really into sex and booze and gambling so I wanted to write a record that my boyfriends would like,” Gaga added. “But something I don’t really talk about is if you listen to the chorus I say ‘he’s got me like nobody’ then ‘she’s got me like nobody.’ It’s got an undertone of confusion about love and sex …”

If Megan Fox’s story was like the hot cheerleaders you watched experiment with lesbianism through a hole in their locker room wall, Gaga’s story is like a junkie found dead of an overdose down by the river that you poke with a stick.

  • Nate Fanfare

    Like Dr. Dre? Or Dr. Teeth? Or Dr. John?

  • Atomic Rat

    Why do the squirrels who make a bunch of money for doing basically nothing then have to turn into some spiritual quackery bullshit like this? And women are the fucking worst.

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