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Is Justin Gaston really this retarded?

Details interviewed Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, and asked him a bunch of fruity questions to which Justin gave fruity answers to. My favorite bit is where he says his favorite piece of clothing from the shoot was a white shirt he thinks God wove and sent to him through his angels. In a close second was wanting to be a lap dog so he could be petted all day when asked who he’d trade places with.

Does anyone else think he’s deadpanning this or have we found the world’s dumbest male model. Once you finish deciding, go on Twitter and call him a dumbass. If I heard correctly, he seems to like it when people do that.

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snapnhiss
snapnhiss
11 years ago

I’m thinking he’s just goofing for the interview, but it doesn’t really matter since that boy’s so purty he don’t need no brains.

RMarie
RMarie
11 years ago

With that face and body….He is exactly as smart as he needs to be.

Dexter Sinister
Dexter Sinister
11 years ago

If male modeling ever stops working out for him he will do very well in the “being a speed bump” industry.

Brooke
Brooke
11 years ago

… you know, I always thought this guy was a sick creep for dating a kid. But now that I’ve seen him speak? Never mind. He is mentally just right for Miley.

Suckon'em
Suckon'em
11 years ago

yep, another fucktard.

Emma
Emma
11 years ago

is it just me or does he kind of remind you of the jonas brothers? haha silly miley your boyfriend is a dumbass. wow. perfect match.

David P
David P
11 years ago

body and face by God, brain by Mattel

mike
11 years ago

This is one of those lame ass articles that thinks that celebrities are anything but regular people. He’s just a regular guy in his 20s who sounds like a regular guy in his 20s. Granted, he may not give us the solution that that ever-elusive nuclear fusion problem, but to say he wants to be a lap dog makes him stupid.. is a pretty pretentious thing to say. Given the choice I wouldn’t mind being a lap dog either.. and yes.. I think he was being a little over dramatic when he said his shirt was sent down from angels.… Read more »

Liz
Liz
11 years ago

Meh. He seems sweet. You seem like a douche.

- B
- B
11 years ago

everybody knows you never go full retard…

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

what a cruel joke it is on humanity to be pretty and a completely empty head…

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-
11 years ago

Please, he doesn’t even have an IQ in the double digits.

lol
lol
11 years ago

She loves him for his mind.

kay
kay
11 years ago

He kind of looks like a young Bill Ray Cyrus which is really gross.

He makes my head hurt, like the guy is such an idiot,

anonymous
anonymous
11 years ago

Shirts sent down from heaven with angels… and we’re not supposed to be mean to him? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? There is no way this guy has a triple digit IQ, no way, even with the angels, he’s a doof. Busted Grillage is the only thing be him and abject poverty. I wonder if he has dreams about bad teefs and bit off dicks, now that would make some sense.

jess
jess
11 years ago

Get him some Fleet stat!

He is totally full of s**t.

tufe
tufe
11 years ago

somebody’s looking for a sugardaddy

broker
broker
11 years ago

This tool wants Johnny Depp to play him in a movie???

Bawaaaaaahahhhhaaahhhhaaaaa!!!

What a delusional turd.

matt
matt
11 years ago

The only reason he has ANY paparazzi around him is because he’s with an underage tween star.

So if he’s that “scared” of them, he could break up with her and go back to obscurity.

Oh I’m sure Johnny Depp would jump at the chance to play him in a movie too! WTF??

cara
cara
11 years ago

Woah. There is stupid, really stupid, and then there is Justin Gaston.

Whatever
Whatever
11 years ago

I think he is dumb and full of it.

A
A
11 years ago

I tried to watch the video; I really did, but when he said he thought God wove the shirt he wore and that it was sent to him by angels I had to stop. I seriously think my brain is melting…

RJ
RJ
11 years ago

He almost has crazy eyes, but I think they are just rattling around in his empty air head.

Totally vapid or smoking crack. He almost makes Chris Brown an intelligent human being.

-.-
-.-
11 years ago

he will never be John Lennon don’t even compare him to that retard

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-.-
11 years ago
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don’t even compare this retard to gasston

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-.-
11 years ago
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don’t even compare this retard to John Lennon -.-

anonymous
anonymous
11 years ago
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lol to john lennon

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.
11 years ago

DETAILS FAIL!

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