Jessica Simpson is getting a little doughy

What’s more disappointing? Jessica Simpson, who used to sell out stadiums, now performing at Sea World? Or Jessica Simpson, who used to be slim with big breasts, gyrating on stage with her gut spilling out over her Daisy Dukes? If Bubba Sparxxx made a song about her, it would go, “Belly belly belly floppin’ everywhere, floppin’ everywhere.”