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Jessica Simpson is getting a little doughy

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What’s more disappointing? Jessica Simpson, who used to sell out stadiums, now performing at Sea World? Or Jessica Simpson, who used to be slim with big breasts, gyrating on stage with her gut spilling out over her Daisy Dukes? If Bubba Sparxxx made a song about her, it would go, “Belly belly belly floppin’ everywhere, floppin’ everywhere.”

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Shantell
Shantell
11 years ago

LMBO!!!! Belly, belly, belly……you’re hi-la-ri-ous!!

Stimp
11 years ago

See? Now here’s someone who has earned our contempt. Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, hasn’t.

sheyla
sheyla
11 years ago

That 1st pic look totally photoshopped…and if not expect baby bump watches to start.

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