Yesterday, Deanna Hummel’s brother/roommate confirmed the affair between her and Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8. Deanna responded by saying her brother is an addict, is about to be kicked out and would sell any story for drugs.
Following that, an ex-boyfriend of Deanna Hummel claims to have a sex tape he made of her and is shopping it around. He even made a fancy website for it and added four screenshots. Classy. He writes:
Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel’s ex-boyfriends.
When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised.
The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites like porn.com about selling it.
If anyone is interested in making me an offer, please email me at [email protected]
The supposed sex tape is right here (NSFW). Um, ok dude. Is that really Deanna? Because this thing has been on the net for years. It’s not even worth watching it’s so boring. Does the ex-boyfriend’s version have XXXPorn.CN watermarked on it as well? Because masturbating to old porn would be kind of a rip off.
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