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Megan Fox is bisexual now

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If you’re on Megan Fox quote overload, then too bad because you’re getting another one. This one being just as sexy as the others.

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual,” she goes on in Esquire. “But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

If Megan started talking about enjoying threesomes, but only with another girl and one guy, that guy being me, I’d have jumped out of my window in pure ecstasy. Granted, that wouldn’t make much sense because then I’d be dead and I wouldn’t get to have a threesome with Megan Fox and another hot ass girl, but in my defense, all that blood rushed out of my brain and into my penis making it really hard to do any analytical reasoning. The only thing I’d be thinking right then would be Megan Fox + Naked + Girl + Girl + Me = Happy Happy!

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I dont know..I’m getting tired of this girl talking. She should just shut up and take her clothes off.

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Megan Fox is a whore.

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Gelana

Megan Fox is another bloody straight American professing to be something they aren’t for show business publicity.

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Kathleen

Stop trying to be Angie; the retarded tat’s, the pretence of being an actor, the ugly boyfriend, the gay thing…so obvious! Get your own life and stop trying to live anothers.

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literally all she does is act sexual and stick her tongue out and talk about herself.

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