Megan Fox says “High School Musical” is a molestation musical

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With this post, today has turned into “Megan Fox is the perfect woman” day. It’s also given me an excuse to post that Megan Fox Esquire video again.

Speaking to Esquire, Fox explained to them what she thinks High School Musical is really about.

“Let me tell you what it’s really about. ‘High School Musical’ is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved,” the ‘Transformers’ beauty says.

Fox adds, “You have to get stoned and watch it.”

Let’s get out the list of traits I came up with for someone to be the perfect woman and see if Megan meets these requirements:

1. Thinks High School Musical is gay: Check
2. Likes to get stoned: Check

I think we have a winner.

[PopEater]