The father of Mercy James, James Kambewa, who has never met his daughter says the outfit Madonna wore at the Costume Institute Gala is proof enough that she isn’t fit to adopt his daughter. Once again, the daughter he’s never seen. James snapped his fingers and said:
“I cannot imagine how this woman can want to be the mother of my Mercy.
“This can’t be a woman of 50. A teenage woman would feel ashamed in that gear.
“A woman is supposed to be a role model for her daughters.
“What morals can a woman of 50 have, who has no qualms in showing her delicate parts and displaying herself like that in front of her children?
“I don’t want my daughter anywhere near such a moral-less person.”
By delicate parts, I think he’s referring to her thigh. And in some strange way, I agree with him. Madonna shouldn’t be revealing any of her gnarled body parts. It’s disturbing and an affront to humanity.
Still, James isn’t one to talk. Later on he was asked to pick his daughter from a line-up. He chose an ox. Told that this was not his daughter, James, licking his lips, asked, “I still get to keep her, right?”
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