Somehow, Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde ended up in a battle for sexy supremacy which I imagine takes place in an inflatable tub filled with Jell-O, chocolate pudding or another equally delicious dessert.
Wilde beat out Megan Fox to take the top spot of Maxim’s Top 100 and Fox isn’t bitter at all. In fact, she said “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
Wilde, an animal rights activist, responded: “I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ And of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”
Okay. Admittedly, this is better than my first idea of settling this through a debate. Although I think my way would be pretty cool too because then we can find out who the master debater is. You see what I did there?
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