Paris Hilton didn’t know

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Worldwide Entertainment Group is suing Paris Hilton to the tune of $8.3 million for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! as agreed upon. Hilton disagrees with the allegations saying she promoted it, like, all the time. Paris stated in her deposition:

“Any chance I got . . . I would just bring it up,” by saying, “Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls.”

What a ringing endorsement. It’s a mystery how this film wasn’t a success. With that kind of publicity, I’d imagine people would be piling into video rental stores demanding a copy of Pledge This! “We must have this film involving really hot sorority girls,” said those three stoned teenagers.

For whatever reason, not only did they put their faith in Paris to publicize the movie, they also made her a producer. Sadly, Paris doesn’t really know what those people do besides get their name in the credits and make a lot of money. Paris said: “I’m not sure what a producer does, but — I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

Yes, Paris. That’s exactly what a producer does. Now, why don’t you be a good girl and put on this pointy hat, sit in that corner and eat your cookie. Grown-ups are talking here.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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