Paris Hilton was thrown off a boat

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — starting out a story like that never bodes well — were invited to a yacht party by a guy named David Furnish, Elton John’s husband.

As soon as they arrived, they started mouth fucking in front of everyone. The collective retching only stopped when Paris and Dough made their way below deck to start the real show. Thankfully, David caught and stopped them as they were about to close the door.

The captain also found out and kicked their asses off the boat for “unsociable behavior.” The two left to what I assume was thunderous applause.

Someone give the captain a medal. Next time though, throw them overboard. With the amount of rocks in their heads, they’ll hopefully sink to the bottom of the ocean.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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