Paula backpedals

Remember that interview with Ladies’ Home Journal where Paula Abdul admitted being addicted to pain killers and spending time in a rehab facility last year? Paula just issued a statement saying Ladies’ Home Journal made it all up.

“I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone that I have never been addicted to or abused drugs in my life,” Abdul said. “I have never been drunk. I have never entered a rehab or detox treatment center.

“I spent time hiking, bicycling, doing yoga and enjoying the spa. As anyone who has visited the La Costa Resort knows, it is a luxury hotel, not a rehab facility.”

I suggest from now on we begin agreeing with Paula whenever she says she’s never been drunk or did drugs. But do it in a sarcastic manner like “Suuuure, we believe you. Uh huh, never been drunk.” Sooner or later she’ll smash a bottle of Jim Beam over your head out of frustration at which point you can shout, “Ah-ha, gotcha!”

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