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Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house early this morning after neighbors grew tired of hearing her and Dough Reinhardt screaming and yelling all night. “The noise didn’t stop and that meant she wasn’t dead and that meant we had failed,” one of the neighbors said. No, just kidding. They didn’t say that. But they were really pissed that they couldn’t do what rich people normally do at night which is hunt minorities. You gotta be able to hear them move.

TMZ asked Paris what was up with all that racket and Paris alleges she received a prank call late last night in which the caller claimed her dog Tinkerbell had been run over and killed on Mullholland Drive. She started freaking out and Reinhardt was trying to console her through the night.

This raises an important question. Why the hell doesn’t Paris know where her dog is? You’d think when it walked in front of her and barked she would have realized it was a crank call. Also, I think we all know who the prepetrator is. A certain someone who likes magic, Hot Topic and has a fondness for other people’s pets.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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