For the second time in their marriage, Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have asked to dismiss their legal separation case implying that they are reconciling again. Could it be because Natalie Portman totally denied that she and Penn were romantically involved thus dashing any hopes Sean might have had about hittin’ that? Possibly, but who cares?
They should stop being so wishy washy. I can’t imagine what their sex life is like. It’d probably take an hour just to decide which hole Sean is going to stick it in.
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