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Ashlee Simpson might have wandered into the wrong event

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Ashlee Simpson showed up at the Axe Instinct event at the Hard Rock the other day looking like she just escaped from Pete Wentz’s basement. Even the chain around her neck is still there. Which is odd because Pete thought he’d locked her up pretty good. I blame his good for nothing effeminate hands. Him hitting you with those things would feel like an Asian twins massage.

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I dunno which is scarier, her whole getup or the fact that she and Pete are actually parents *shudders*

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