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I was going to make a lengthy post mocking Bret Michaels for almost killing himself at the Tony Awards after walking into a slowly descending set piece, but I realized that words couldn’t do this video justice. Bret Michaels almost getting crushed juxtaposed with the song that they cut to is like America’s Funniest Home Videos if it was run by the internet. The only thing that would make it better is if they played him out with Keyboard Cat. I’m sure someone is working on that version right now.
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