In a “no shit” moment, Howard Stern asked Denise Richards on his Sirius show if her breasts were real. Can you guess what the answer was? Ding, ding, ding. They’re fake. In fact, they’re fake three times over.
Denise told Stern that the first time she had them done was when she was 19. Jealous of her roommates perfect boobs, Denise went to the doctor and told him to work his magic.
Her breasts ended up too big for her body so she went for a second operation. Turns out she wasn’t very bright back then either and forgot to tell him to put in smaller ones. She ended up with D’s.
The third time she went in, they finally got it right.
“I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”
As far as life plans go, getting skinny, buying big fake tits, going to Hollywood and profiting wasn’t a bad one. She may have lost all her dignity and respect, but look at her now. She has her own reality show, failed marriage and has to exploit herself and her children just to maintain the extravagant lifestyle she’s grown accustomed to. I bet she has to calm herself down every night to fall asleep.
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