Denise Richards is having a tough week

I find it unfair that I have to rummage through the garbage to double check if I inadvertently threw away any edible food while Denise Richards gets to run around the beach playing with a huge blue parrot. If you looked at her resume, you’d just see variations of “in a bikini” on there like “was in a bikini on the beach,” “was in a bikini on TV,” “was only in a bikini bottom making out with a girl in a movie.” Yet, somehow she’s a superstar while here I am deciding which white shirt I’d like to wear today.