Here’s Geri Haliwell on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy. Her stomach freaks me out. I don’t know why. It’s like a mole is coming out of her bellybutton. Don’t ask me why she’s checking out her vagina either. It’s probably a girl thing. Sort of like how they use the restroom in the middle of a date and never come back. “Girl problems,” I always tell myself.
really?…It’s THAT hard to put a bikini top on correctly…REALLY??