Audrina Patridge almost had it all: More seasons of The Hills and an up-and-coming actor/boyfriend in Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in Star Trek). Now she has nothing because The Hills sucks and Chris Pine just dumped her.
“Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image.”
Especially when the reality show star is Audrina Patridge. That chick is as dumb as a pile of rocks. You’d have better conversations with a dead cat you found on the side of the road. Granted, you can’t bang a dead cat, well, you could, but boning Audrina would be equally creepy anyway. Every time you stare into her empty, doll-like eyes, it’ll always look like you’re taking advantage of a retarded kid.
i think she’s pretty. why don’t you like her??? she turned you down once, eh?
It’s the eyes.
Maybe it’s because of all the bullshit she and the other hills f@g$ cause…
I think she is fine, why all the hating against the hills!!
I would bone her for sure!!
Good for him. I’d let Chris Pine spray me with his all natural pineapple juice any day of the week, and now he can.
I think its sad that his agents would force him to dump her. People should be able to go out with whomever they choose.
Dude, she is fucking hot. If you had a girl like that, you would be skipping everywhere you went. That’s Grade-A poontang. Appreciate it. Pay homage. Don’t be a f****t.
Cankles and she probably has no eyes without the massive amount of mascara. But yeah she’s hot and looks good naked.
Audrina is beautiful. She is a natural beauty.
She has a gorgeous face and a super toned body!!
Audrina has been one of the more popular actresses over the last 10 years.
I’m soooo psyched the Hills is coming back. Audrina rocks
The guy who wrote this is the guy who got picked on in High school… these guys will always be bitter forever.
Granted she’s not much of a star, she’s HOT. Why SO MUCH HATE?
This is the blemish… Its supposed to be snarky and mean.
good title :D
I like how most of the comments defend Audrina’s hotness, when the post was actually highlighting her stupidity. “Hot” does not trump “dumb.”
Nice life Chris Pine. You could be banging that incredible hottie and instead you let your manager tell you who you can and cant be with. What a fucking loser.
“Big star” indeed. He just got knocked down a whole lot in my book.
I read somewhere else he dumped her because he didn’t like the attention it was getting him in the tabloids. Apparently, he’s shy?
lmao I LOVED the ending Victor!! “Taking advantage of a retarded kid.” lol!!
I think Audrina is extremely bright and intelligent. She does a lot of work for charity such as Green Peace and Peta. Audrina is awesome to her fans and always takes the time to sign an autograph or take a photo. Audrina is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is also an extremely talented actress. I hope we see her in a new tv show or some movies in the not to distant future.
I love Audrina because she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing!
AMEN!!!! I AGREE 100%. Audrina is AMAZING!!!!!
This is so mean. Sounds like it was written by a jealous little girl. And comparing her to a dead cat bed is just dumb.