That title is a little misleading. Katie Price is always on vacation. That’s actually how she makes money. By being on vacation. In a sense, that makes her a very hard worker. This kind of makes me wish I didn’t spend four years in college passed out over a textbook. I can’t even remember the last time I used physics. Maybe it was when I tried to figure out why my instant noodles weren’t heating up. Can microwaves not heat tears? I mean, why should I care about kinetic energy and static friction. I just care that the car starts up and takes me across the border before the girl I got pregnant figures out she’s sleeping next to two pillows.