A deal was just brokered for a Leighton Meester sex tape shot a few years back with her boyfriend. TMZ says the tape features “innocuous” nude scenes, but features one explicit scene with her “very talented feet.” The foot fetish crowd will be pleased.
Celebhotline.com made the deal and the website is already up with screen caps. It looks like it’s really Leighton Meester.
Finally, something I can get behind. I solemnly swear to fully investigate this tape. I will not rest until I check that every frame of the tape is real. In the dark. With the blinds closed. And a box of Kleenex by my side. I’m going to investigate the brains out of this.