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Michael Jackson’s dad gets nothing

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Although lawyers claim no will exists, an early draft of Michael Jackson’s will from 2002 revealed that Jackson planned on dividing his estate between his mother, three children and at least one charity. Notably absent from the will is Joe Jackson, Michael’s dad. Probably because he does douchey things like pimp his record company while talking about his son’s death.

Despite being $500 million in debt, Michael’s assets are believed to exceed that amount by $200 million or more. The will could be submitted to courts by Thursday.

You know Joe Jackson is pissed. He’ll probably hold another press conference claiming the will is fake, but not before telling everyone about his record label again. Then he’ll claim his son lip-synced every song and go on to punch a baby in the face to complete the trifecta of douchiness.

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Thomas O'Leary
10 years ago

Trifecta of douchiness. Hysterical.

Herman Bumfudle
10 years ago

are you kidding! michael was $400 million in debt what kind of inheritance is that. talk about hollywood rip off. michael died broke and not even his kids are his

SidDVicious
SidDVicious
10 years ago

Anybody else tired of the Michael worship-go-round? He was a dingaling, period. His two best songs were Beat It and Smooth Criminal. The rest was all just pop pap – way overrated and boverblown/overhyped by press and advertising. Pop. Pap. Period. You’d think hed levitated before the masses or cured cancer or something. Give it a rest and us a break. He was just a singer who was, like his family, screwed up. Enough.

sidDvicious isevil
sidDvicious isevil
10 years ago

siddvicious have some respect for the dead he had 68songs and 49 went no1 so u tellin me hes crap i hope wen u died people spit on you grave you cold hearted asshole Bitch allow the guy hes dead

chidi olujie
chidi olujie
10 years ago

I dont even believe that late Michael Jackson is in debt!.. Why dont i hear about this debt stuff when he was alive? Just be careful

Cidi Olujie
Cidi Olujie
10 years ago
Reply to  chidi olujie

Good-on-ya Chidi. Well said.

Joey
Joey
10 years ago

I dont think Mj likes his dad that much too…Since Micheal and his siblings started to sing in d jackson 5 his dad’s the only one who gets and uses all the money that they deserves after all the hardworking and suffering they’ve been through. He never gave much to his kids but himself. They much hate him a lot.. gosh… it must be hell to sing everyday from morning till night , but you get nothing =(

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