Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven by God, Miley Cyrus broke up with him.
“They have been having trouble for a while,” says the insider. “It’s been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot.”
Ha! Good luck trying to get Johnny Depp to play you in a movie now that Miley isn’t on board. And good luck trying to trick another 15-year-old into liking you. Kids are a lot smarter these days and a white van combined with a bag of candy from the Sweet Factory won’t cut it anymore.