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Nicky Hilton is a bitch

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I can’t wait for the day I read a story about how one of the Hilton sisters were punched in the face. Why? Because they do s**t like this.

Instead of enjoying the Absolut Vodka party inside, Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg sat outside of East Hampton club Lily Pond Saturday night making fun of people who tried to get in, but were ultimately rejected.

Hilton “stayed outside, hysterically laughing every time someone wasn’t let in. She was loving it.” Finally, the tipster told us, Katzenberg “dragged Nicky inside” where she partied until 1 a.m.

I wouldn’t know how any of those people who were turned down feel because I always get into clubs on account of me being so handsome and stylish, but I imagine they get sort of angry. Especially when they’re being made fun of by the lesser Hilton. Who has done nothing, by the way. Not even a sex tape. That’s like being mocked by that Jared guy from Subway. Which is also infuriating. Hey, not everyone can lose weight just by eating six inch subs, you jerk!

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Laura
Laura
11 years ago

i hate the hiltons. I watched Paris’ new BFF on mtv & felt like buying a gun, take sniper lessons then hide in a trunk in LA to snipe her ass out. BUT all those angry feelings came to a brief halt bcuz at the end of this one episode she told “TTYN” (btw, paris, your fucking phrase sux) to one girl who then proceeded to tell her off. THAT made my whole hour of life wasted, worthwhile. We must find this girl & give her a medal! HELL make her President!! i wish MTV wouldn’t have bleeped it out.… Read more »

Cher
Cher
11 years ago

Goddamn! I can’t wait for that to happen too, they make my blood boil!!!!!!!!

tom
tom
11 years ago

Hmm, need a modern day Robin Hood. Killing them will be too easy on them. The best solution is to make them poor again. We need a way to transfer wealth since the Government will not do that because they were paid by the Riches.

rick legend
11 years ago

The hiltons should be forced into an Indian s**t hole like in Slumdog Millionaire.

Laura
Laura
11 years ago

also in this one episode, paris sits on this lounge chaise & I guess gives her dumb ass opinions about what happens thru-out the show. well she had this thing on her head. maybe she was trying to look an egyptian? But I swear, what kept coming to my mind, was that it looked like a penis on her forehead giving her the “roman helmet” esque look. TOO MUCH!

Flemish Blemish Fan
Flemish Blemish Fan
11 years ago

I’m sure she’s just being human. You’ve never laughed at someone, simply for the pleasure of doing it? As if you dont come to gossip websites to laugh at stupid celebrity stories. She just gets to see things from the other side of the looking glass.

And yes, f**k her in the ear. C*nt.

snapper
snapper
11 years ago

this chick fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.. this thing and her pathetic sister are a disgrace to wealthy women in there 20’s.

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