Paris Hilton might marry in summer

Tired of whoring her junk around Hollywood, Bigfoot may be ready to settle down and hinted at a possible summer wedding with Dough Reinhardt. Says E!:

At the MTV Awards, the thin-but-not-too-thin rich bitch started giggling and looked at Doug, attached to her arm: “You know, we’ll see. If things go the way they are…Let’s just say I’ve never been happier. You never know.”

Of course, her wonky eye made it hard to discern what she was giggling at or responding to. Just to the left of her was a clown juggling water balloons. Maybe she didn’t even hear what E! said. It’s always so hard to interview Paris when one of her eyes won’t cooperate.