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Poor dolphin

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Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris even planted her lips on it, you could see the dolphin waving its fin as if to say, “Goodbye, cruel world.”

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kdv
kdv
10 years ago

wow the dolphin couldve at least gone out a hero and taken paris out with it.

Jon
Jon
10 years ago

I long for the day where making fun of Paris Hilton is a crime punishable by nothing less than a gunshot to the head. Not that I like her or anything, but it’s just…old.

Marseille
Marseille
10 years ago
Reply to  Jon

People will stop making fun of Paris Hilton when someone has the good sense to deliver a gunshot to HER head.

PJ
PJ
10 years ago

It already has a cold sore…

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