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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick show off the twins

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick released a family portrait of them with their son James Wilke and new twins Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge. They’re all staring at the one on the left for some reason. Maybe it threw up on itself. That stuff is cute when you’re a baby, but in adulthood, it’s just sad and pathetic. What’s up with that double standard?

Also, why do their kids’ names sound serial killers or murderers. For some reason, Tabitha Hodge sounds like Lizzy Borden, James Wilke is like James Wilkes Booth and Marion Loretta Elwell sounds like a shut-in who thinks god speaks to her through her cats and tells her to burn things.

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Laura
Laura
10 years ago

I want to know why she didn’t want to get pregnant herself. didn’t she carry James Willie? I forget…was it b/c of the demand to film ANOTHER ‘sex & the city’ craptastic movie?

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